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rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

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maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

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maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

(via heart)

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."

volcainist:

greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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Straight White Boy Problem #462

lemonlade:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

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bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

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(Source: heteroh, via heart)

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

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phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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